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Book: Pet Poems

Coming soon! I found and compiled a series of poems addressed to me by former pets and animals in the neighborhood.

T-Shirt: Everything is Delicious

This t-shirt is based on this Secret Vespers post and it is especially fun to wear if you plan to eat anything.

everything is delicious

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T-Shirt: I Never Do This

This t-shirt is based on this Secret Vespers post and by wearing it, and nothing else, you can bring that episode to life.

I never do this

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Stickers: Not my Problem!

A “not my problem” boy is the perfect response to so many of the complaints that come your way. Each sheet costs $5.00 USD and has 6 stickers, sized about 3 X 4 inches.

not my problem