October 4th, 2009
Everything Is Delicious
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Do you eat anything? Do you eat all kinds of music, art and writing? What do you think the creepiest, weirdest, scariest animal is? Would you keep it as a pet?
Transcriptorial: everything is delicious
I think animals’ scariness increases with their potential deadliness, for me at least. I prefer fuzzy things but snakes are pretty cool as well. I would not keep something as a pet that could kill me. I would certainly keep some very weird animals as pets though. Ostriches? Totally pet worthy (though I guess an ostrich could easily kill me just as easily as, say, a scorpion. Ostriches are nasty birds).
As for eating, well, I do eat anything. I’ll try anything once. And I voraciously devour books (when things are good). I can’t satisfy my literary hunger, it seems, especially in acquiring every different thing. Art is more of a dessert, though, and should be portioned less generously but savored just as much.
Is that a metroid?
Metroids would make bad pets, what with the sucking your life energy out through your skull. Jus’ sayin’.
It does look a bit like a metroid, now that you mention it. Or like one of the critters in Space Invaders.
My favorite animal is the Giant Isopod.
Many people tend to think they’re creepy.
I want a house hippo. Those looked super cool.
I am a verbivore. I devour words. Poetry and prose and movie scripts. I digest them, and feel lucky when parts of them become part of the tapestry of my consciousness.
The scariest animal is anything with more than 6 legs. Particularly of the arachnid persuasion. No, I would not keep one as a pet. “Scary” and “pet” are an oxymoron when pushed together.
Definitely a house hippo.